thisshitfunny:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

turn down little homie

(via starbuckers)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via teenytigress)

sonira:

calliedope:

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID

(Source: chibiliker, via teenytigress)

tyleroakley:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

my brain hurts

pokemon-fans:

If Aladdin was in Pokemon
pokemon-fans.tumblr.com
pokemonfans.net

(via lumos5001)

(Source: thewinchesterswagger, via aintnobodywhocancomfortme)

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

(via pizza)

thetorontokid:

robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

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(via piertotum-locomottor)

(Source: heyfunniest, via anonymoushippocampus)

(Source: disneysdaily, via chocohaz)

“Well, not all of us are in the same weight class so it is hard to say between Hemsworth and Evans. I think they’re pretty evenly matched. I think it would go to the ground. Then I think it’s me, Ruffalo, and Renner in a quote-unquote three-way in which I lay waste to them with sleeper holds but then we cuddle. And then it is Hiddleston versus Johansson if I am not mistaken. That probably just winds up in dinner at a five-star restaurant somewhere.”

~

Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via mrscatalano)

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(via itriedthatonceitwasabadmove)

practicallydisney:

when people say Hawkeye is lame:

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when people say Black Widow doesn’t do anything:

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when people say a Black Widow/Hawkeye movie would be boring:

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When people say Black Widow and Hawkeye shouldn’t be in the Avengers:

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(via lets-playmurder)

(Source: finching, via lets-playmurder)

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

(via lets-playmurder)

(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays, via piertotum-locomottor)