I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck
"Your kid says hi." -The sun
i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section
Of all my friends, probably the best “how we met” story was the one time I said hi to a friend and he said hi back and made a little bit of smalltalk but clearly didn’t recognize me and it turns out my friend has an identical twin brother who also goes to our school and that’s how I met my friend Nick
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
she likes carrying around random rags for no reason
BBC - Nature’s Great Events
On my way to work
me when I’m pretending to care about what someone’s saying
why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators
who wants to rob a bank with me
While your institution of learning might be plenty interesting by muggle standards, what could be better than attending a school of magic? Unfortunately, their financial aid is lacking…
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