-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID
I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.
my brain hurts
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via mrscatalano)
when people say Hawkeye is lame:
when people say Black Widow doesn’t do anything:
when people say a Black Widow/Hawkeye movie would be boring:
When people say Black Widow and Hawkeye shouldn’t be in the Avengers:
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.
this picture makes me happy
Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts
I love this!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN